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Tim gets out of the shower and dries himself off. He can't have a shower is there's no soap to wash himself with so he decides to go out and obtain some. He wraps a peacock around himself and heads into his room where he gets changed into a hoodie with a tesseract on it and a pair of jeans. As he's about to leave out the door Borris calls to him. "I grew up in Indian, an entire subcontinent where cows walk the street and nobody has ever had a solid bowel movement." Tim picks up a nearby imagination wisp and throws it at Borris. The wisp begins to drill into Borris' head and once it gets to his brain it latches on. That's going to keep Borris

Tim was tired. He had spent a full 11 minutes at his job at the aglet mine and he was ready to get home and have a nice relaxing shower. He was currently driving his black van back to his place which he shared with his friend Boris. While Boris was Tim's closest thing to a friend they really weren't. Boris was once missing for half a year and when he returned Tim only asked "did you remember to pick up any milk?". As Tim turned a corner his house came into view, it wasn't anything fancy just a simple 17 roomed house with a detachable pool and a diamond encrusted golden door, they didn't want anyone to think they were rich or anything. As Tim

The zombie apocalypse, it is bound to happen whether by a government experiment or some random and unexplainable virus. It is safe to say that should this happen the world will more then likely go to hell, this guide will help you to prepare for when it does happen, what to do, and will contain some recommendations about where to hold up and how. Part 1: The Beginning There is any number of ways the zombie apocalypse can start, it could spread from a rural area or city or it can just happen in a matter of hours. When all hell breaks loose you need to stay calm and stay sane. It is likely that many people will tend to panic when the zombie